Asher's life lessons and extra syllables

"Ivan Carter is racially ambiguous."

Hahahaha, I'm texting my friend Lizzie, and we both are having pretty stupid days today, but this quote that she just said totally made it sooo much better.

She's getting sick, and possibly might need to have her tonsils removed.
Fact: I had mine removed in 1st grade.
My day sucks because homework is a bummer and a half. Spent like, 3 hours on 3 assignments that should have taken like, 1 hour, hahaha. I really don't understand grouping polynomials. But my dad and I found this weirdo guy who gives mathematical video lessons, lol. It helped, though! :)

So I've been listening to Asher Roth almost all day now, haha. Is it just me, or does he get you really really pumped up for college?! And he also teaches you a lot in the song! Such as:
1. time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
2. don't pass out with your shoes on
3. don't leave the house til the booze is gone
4. don't have sex if she's too gone
5. when it comes to condoms, put two on
6. hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
7. again, time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

I think that his best song is probably As I Em, featuring Chester French. I mean, both of them make the chillest music I've ever heard, but this is like subzero temperature compared to all their music. Chester French is another artist you kids should check out. His song Nerd Girl (located on my music player!) is uh-may-zuh-zing, as well as She Loves Everybody. Pinkie promise you'll check their stuff out? .... Sweet. :)

xoxo